Monday, 22 February 2010

Crap joke of the day (a.k.a. all roads lead to shopping)

Crap but topical joke of the day, spotted in April's Empire magazine:

Q. What do bees come back as when they die?
A. Zom-bees!

Which seamlessly paves the way to David and Goliath's zombee merchandise.

Like those? Then lets take it a step further (if you'll pardon the pun) with the ultimate in geek-chic, a pair of killer heels. Loving the bow-detail - Jimmy Choo eat your still-beating heart out!

Add your own zombie-related jokes to the comments and, of course, any interesting zombie merch that floats your boat...

4 comments:

  1. They are some serious heels, I'll give you that.

    But enough shoes! Zombies don't care overly much for footwear. Brains, I think, is more the order of the day.

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  2. Saw a pair of flats very similar to these in a shop in Hastings at the weekend. Drool, there was lots of drool!

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  3. Those are the coolest heels evah! I want 'em.

    Shoooooooooz

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  4. Au contraire, Mr Alexander! Zombies would be massively supportive of high heeled shoes - after all, they seem to be the choice of footwear for the fleeing female of horror movies. Without heels there would be far less brains on the menu.

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