Monday, 22 February 2010

Crap joke of the day (a.k.a. all roads lead to shopping)

Crap but topical joke of the day, spotted in April's Empire magazine:

Q. What do bees come back as when they die?
A. Zom-bees!

Which seamlessly paves the way to David and Goliath's zombee merchandise.

Like those? Then lets take it a step further (if you'll pardon the pun) with the ultimate in geek-chic, a pair of killer heels. Loving the bow-detail - Jimmy Choo eat your still-beating heart out!

Add your own zombie-related jokes to the comments and, of course, any interesting zombie merch that floats your boat...


  1. They are some serious heels, I'll give you that.

    But enough shoes! Zombies don't care overly much for footwear. Brains, I think, is more the order of the day.

  2. Saw a pair of flats very similar to these in a shop in Hastings at the weekend. Drool, there was lots of drool!

  3. Those are the coolest heels evah! I want 'em.


  4. Au contraire, Mr Alexander! Zombies would be massively supportive of high heeled shoes - after all, they seem to be the choice of footwear for the fleeing female of horror movies. Without heels there would be far less brains on the menu.